Let's take the Greyhound bus to California,
All that fancy food will make us hornier,
Dancing through the night driving us insane,
Waltzing in a pool filled up with Champagne.

If you feeling blue, I'll paint the town red,
I will serenade you standing on my head,
Wild and crazy like Tyrannosaurus Rex,
You and me will have never-ending sex.

Ochi Chorniye, my sweet chorniye,
I am going to California...