Country music stars

Like the catchy bars

They smoke a lot of weed

Yeah, those country singers

Like to catch their buzz

They love to drink whiskey


Shotgun-Willie

He got popped on the highway with

A roach of that dealie in his ashtray

Them cocaine cowboys just

Don't feel right unless they're high


Cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers

I wonder if cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers


Those long-haired rednecks

Like to pack their nose

They do a lot of blow

Those dog roofers

Like to take acid trips

They love to go fast, not slow


Behind that clean face in the closet

Hooked on freebase

Lurks another up-and-coming star

Them cranked up cowboys just

Don't feel right unless they're high, high


Cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers

I wonder if cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers


Cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers

Do you think cowboys do more dope

Than rock 'n' rollers?


Listen up, people

Don't take the purple acid

You'll have to get down off them towers