You don't scare me Resident Evil 5
Even though I'm a girl with light blue eyes
In the dark playing till morning light
Watching blood oozing from zombie eyes

You don't impress me Resident Evil 5
Even though your graphics are bona fide
And Chris' arms and Sheva's boobs blow my mind
This is nothing more than shooting zombie hide

It's not their fault
Don't shoot them
Try to hug them and hold them instead
It's not their fault
If you love them
They will be your zombie pets

You don't win me over Resident Evil 5
Even though playing co-op can be nice
And the AI can hold her own in a fight
I'm still shooting zombies like it's alright

It's not their fault
Don't shoot them
Try to hug them and hold them instead
It's not their fault
You should love them
Even though you might end up dead

They just need to be loved
They just need a lover's touch
They just need to be loved