Hey Ron, the next time you're

Freaked at me for calling you out

On the Quidditch pitch

Just remember that time

That you stole my chocolate cauldrons

And declared your love for Romilda Vane



So Ron, the next time you're

Feeling jealous of me

‘Cause I'm so famous

And awesome at Quidditch

Just remember that time

That we took you to Slughorn's office

And you nearly drank yourself to death

But I saved your neck

With a bezoar

Let's go!



Remember when you took that love potion

Remember who was your best friend

Remember when you took that love potion

Remember who was your best friend



Well just be glad the four-track was broke that day

Because you grabbed the guitar and I heard you say

That the top of the pops better get ready

For the new hit single from the Weasel

It goes: “Romilda Vane, I love you!”