Well gather round people

and I'll tell ye a story, 

a story so auld 

frae a time long gone by. 

It comes frae the highlands 

where the wind blows the heather. 

To think of it now, 

brings a trae te me eye... 



Well the romans invaded 

what's now called Great Britian. 

But the Scots were so thugh, 

they could not take all. 

But they captured the English 

and used them as slaves, 

to toil day and night 

to build Hadrian's Wall... 



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With tartans a sailin' 

pipers a whailin' 

laddies and lassies 

appart frae the crowd. 

When the fightin' is done, 

the battle is won, 

there we'll be standin'... 

Scottish and Proud, 

oh yea we Scottish and Proud. 



So if you're a fighter 

and scrappin' a lot, 

You'd best shy away 

if you're scrappin' a Scot. 

Wi' one fuckin' blow 

yer head will be squished, 

Then he'll let his scottie dog 

lick the blood from his fist... 



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