What's Johnny doin' out on a Tuesday night?

When Johnny can't read and Johnny can't write

Johnny just don't understand

Johnny don't care about this world

As long as he can fuck his girl

And prove that he's a man



Johnny wastes his days eatin' ludes

He's a teenage vegetable

Getting high proves that he's cool

Johnny hates to think, he's ignorant

He's a mindless brainwashed pig

Ring a bell, he starts to drool



Degenerated! Degenerated! And your minds have vegetated!

Degenerated! Degenerated! And your thoughts are constipated!



He's got P.C.P. in his veins

He's got a void in his brain

He's addicted to the T.V.

And when he's old, he's gonna have a son

They'll both grow old deaf and dumb

What's to become of young Johnny?