Still flat on my back
I couldn't move a muscle
Like I had a heart attack
The night was wild and woolly
Didn't think I'd make it through it
Cause loving you's a dirty job
And I'm the man to do it

Lovin' you is a dirty job
Lovin' you is a dirty job

You put me through your ringer
and hung me out to dry
You licked me off your fingers
Just like a piece of pie
You break my heart in pieces
But I got the glue to glue it

Girl lovin' you's a dirty job
And I'm the man to do it

Lovin' you is a dirty job
Lovin' you is a dirty job
Lovin' you is a dirty job