All dressed in white
come before you, come before you
confused, confused.

You study hard and go west.
You'll go far little girl.
Now try hard, and be the best
the best in all the world.
You can create a demand
for this your special skill.
You will be healing the ill.
It's surgery, but with no knife.
She'll make a great leechwife.

You get those suckers to suck
to suck out what is bad
'cause this is science, not luck.
Luck is not what you've had
but now you've brought yourself up.
Surprise your mom and dad
with this, your special skill.
You will be improving your life.
She'll make a great leechwife.

You don't need no new-age crap.
Good sense is what it makes.
You'll learn it in no time flat
one leech is all it takes.
It sucks the blood 'til it's fat.
It's found in ponds and lakes.
The dried up skin then turns black.
You can be one of the fakes
the quacks and the riff-raff.
She's honing her leechcraft.

All healed and none killed.
Leech empty, leech filled.
She's honing her leechcraft skills.
Just think of the folks that she will heal.
She'll make a great leechwife.