One girl's name is Jean Marie,

Another little girl's called Felicity.

One little girl's name is Sally Joy,

My name is Phil and I'm a boy.



My name is Vincent, I'm a head case.

They're always making up on my face.

I'd be lucky if I'd trousers to wear,

The ladies trying things with my hair.



I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my mother won't admit it.

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

If I say I am, I think it.



I want to play cricket on the green,

I want to ride my bike across the street,

I want to get cut and see my blood,

I want to come home all covered in mud.



I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my mother won't admit it.

I'm a boy, I'm a boy,

If I say I am, I think it!