Intro: Ras Kass
 That's some real shit
 Sometimes I be watching  you know what I'm saying
 the little videos and shit.
 I just be trying to imagine them bitches fuck faces  you know?
 I can't help it dog  I got dreams too (what)
 Yo Doo Wop  what's wrong with a nigga?
 Tell B.I.G. rest in peace

 Verse One: Ras Kass

 As I sit back relax drinkin Alize and 'Yak (Cognac)
 And lust over R&B bitches with wide gaps
 I fantasize at night if I can up Lauryn Hill
 Just to show her how that thing really feel
 It's really ill what the dilly with T-Boz and Chili?
 I'd rather have this big dick than a Big Willie
 Cause TLC know they love Scrubs
 I fuck Left Eye in the passenger seat of my man VW Bug
 Wanna G Alliyah
 But Mya look flyer
 BIG said she looked scary but I'd still fuck Mariah
 Shanice is a piece plus the pussy is deep
 Kelly Price look aight but she to obese
 To say the least
 Veronica's skins is in the top ten
 Don't need a dildo to break Monifah shit again
 Deborah Cox is hot let me lick that pussy up
 I had a crush on you since MTV The Cut
 What?
 I'm just chinky eyed chocately cute
 The girl is mine me and Monica knockin' da boots
 As Brandy too crew
 She like it wow from the back
 Getting her braids pulled while her ass get smacked
 Remember Fresh Prince, Tatyana Ali
 Now she old enough to pee so now she old enough for me homey
 Late night with a fifth of JD's whisky
 'Cause I gotta be pissy drunk to fuck that bitch Missy

 Chorus: Doo Wop (repeat 4X)

 Where my bitches at?
 From the front to back I wanna hit that

 Verse Two: Ras Kass

 Fuck some Taco Bell, "Yo quiero Jennifer Lopez"


 Fat ass dough legs I switch my last name to Ropez
 It's true, I love 702
 Divine got hazel eyes, bang em blind like Mr Magoo
 Erykah Badu is cool but 'Dre is my dog
 Got the Spice Girls taking turns hummin' my balls
 Tell me what's the Total when the niggas attract
 Kima and Keisha in a menage with Pam and Da Brat
 Has to escape Xscape they was trying to rape me
 Raven Symone is statutory wait until she 18
 I'd bang all 3 cuties from Blaque, believe that
 Without make-up Elusion is wack like two fuckin sleestacks
 Chante Moore fly though but she probably know Tae-Bo
 Destiny's Child is wild plus I want to try 4, wait
 Who's them five white bitches wearing pink, hah
 My bad that's them 'niggas' N'Sync
 I'd bang Les Nubians from France to the Motherland
 Stretch Mona Lisa like a rubber band with no rubber man
 Faith is off limits but Mary J can get it
 Them big ass lips known to cold suck a good dit-ick
 One little black ass core but I like my chickens extra crispy
 Slide down Whitney and her mom Sissy
 But Bobby probably kill so chill
 Had Tamia walking wobbly stealing meals from Grant Hill

 Chorus