So you think you're bad, with your rap 

Well I'll tell ya pilgrim I started the crap 

When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets 

I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep 

But my main concern was rapping to the beat 

I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy, kinda 

laid back like a, dead fly 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



I'm talkin, here and now 

Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow 

If I had a chance to do a repeat 

You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin to the beat 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



Que pasa amigos? Not a *pasa* I see 

Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do? 

I got two six shooters that'll see me through 

That's, twelve dead... 

and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either 



Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C. 

You haven't heard of rap, til ya heard it from me 

I'm the baddest rapper in history 

And there'll be no more, after me 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



Meanwhile, back at the ranch 

Santa Barbera that is 

Swimmin pools, and movie stars 

Well the first thing ya know ol' Ron's the President 

The kinfolk said, "Ron move away from there" 

Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be" 

So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to D.C. 



Washington, that is 

Politicians taking a sip 

Foreign dignitaries taking a trip 

High tax and plenty Cadillacs 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



Now ya see me in my movies, doin my thing 

But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing 

"Wayyyy dowwwn, upon the swannnny riverrrrrr 

Farrrr, farrr awayyy 

Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow" 

I don't think, that's your style 

But I'll tell ya pilgrim, I'm versatile 

Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin 

Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin 

Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that's all I wanna do 

Aretha Franklinnnnnn 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



I'm feeelin the groove now pilgrim 

Party, over here 

Party, over there 

There's nothin to it, the way we do it 

Woop woop! 

East coast, West coast 

Texas 



Every time I put on pants 

I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance 

I put a quarter, in the juke' 

Then I commence, to doin the Duke 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



It's pretty easy, if you can see 

Just move your arms kinda freely 

Do a pause, and take a step 

And just make sure the beat is kept 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



I was at the Ponderosa rappin to the beat 

Tryin to cool off from the desert heat 

I discovered somethin, really neat 

The Duke has moves, with his feet 



Da haahh... da haahh 

Da haahh... da haahh 



I won plenty of ladies, with my charms 

But they like me the most for the moves of my arms 



Woahhh... woahhh 



I'm gonna rap, in the East 

Gonna rap, in the West 

I'll show ya pilgrim, who's the best 

Nothin to it, the way we do it 

Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby Doo 

Guess what America we love you 



Da hahhhh, da hahhhh, da hahhhh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 



Everybody 



Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh 

Da haahh, da haahh 

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh...