Imi ya SUAPAISU wo tsukekuwaeru mainichi desu



Anata ima toshi wa ikutsu?

Ore ga itsu shinu ka shiritagaru mina-san desu



?gGohan demo tabe ni iki mashou?h

Sou itte sassoku hoteru ni michibikun desu



?gDemo gomu wa tsuke nakya dame yo?h

Jibun no kachi wo mu ni suru anata desu



Mujitsu no tsumi wo yorokonde okasu no

Kyou mo kari ni deru no konban no okazu wo



Kono sekai no koto dattara

Daitai wakatta kara tsuretette yo

Raise tte toko ni boku wo hayaku hippatte itte yo



Sonna kettai na koto ieru omae ni wa

Hito ni umarerun ya choito haya sugita yo

Sorya ne.ushi.tora.hitsuji.saru ni mo narun yaa

Hyaku man nen wa kakaru to omoi masu yo



I wanna be a hippie 

and have a lot of cookies

Across the sea to 

Hollywood and meet my dearest

Whoopie Goldberg, 

Spielberg and bla-bla-bla

What am I saying? I?fm insane, 

help me Quwa quwa quwa

Du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-du-pa-pa-pa-

Lupin, Chopin says 

?gwelcome my crisis now?h



Sasotto ite sorya nain ja nai? ?gSou??h

Konna utatte chotto

Nidoin ja nai? ?gIya, betsu ni?h

Korede ane ton no wa nain ja nai?

tte nande dai? tte nante tta tte tatta tte~



Minna omoshiroku nain damon



Kono sekai no koto dattara

Daitai wakatta kara tsurete tte yo

Noa no hakobune de horya donburakotte

Hippatte itte yo



Sonna kettai na koto ieru omae ni wa

Hito ni umarerun ya choito haya sugita yo

Horya ne.ushi.tora.hitsuji.saru

Ni mo naru kiaru?

?›%#*^?¢!!/?~?c?c??



Ichioku kyuusenmen hapyakku man rokujuuman san 

sanbyaku yonjuugo nen kakeru aho wa sou, eternally

Nihongo ni yakusu to yousuru ni ningen ni naru no wa muri



Nui awaseta kizuguchi ga hiraitara

Omoikitte mizu ni tsukete mite yo

Ato soko ni choito shio koshou wo futte sa

Waratte mite yo (haha)



Sou jinjou na kanjou wa soujou shite mujou

Souzou shite mousou shite

BURAKKUHOORU to BONJUURU

Bousou shite tousoushite rinjin to houyoushite



Kono sekai no koto dattara

Daitai wakatta kara tsurete tte yo

Raise tte toko ni boku wo hayaku

Hippatte itte yo

Rararurarararurararararurarararurarara

Ne.ushi.tora.hitsuji.saru.

Kaba.doji. boku dare da ne?