I was robbing a store.

I fell in love with a whore.

We fell onto the floor

in the store I was robbing.



So I put that gun to her head

She said "baby, let's go to bed

Son, you're gonna go blind

if you keep fucking me with your mind".



Today's bargain...today's bargain

Today's bargain...today's bargain.



The store clerk,

she wanted in.

She said "hey I am your friend"

I said no, no it's gonna depend

if you give me all your money.



So I put that gun to her head.

She said "baby, let's go to bed

Son, you're gonna go blind

if you keep fucking me with your mind".



Today's bargain...today's bargain

Today's bargain...today's bargain.



She said "son, don't look at the sun"

She said "son, don't look at the sun...you might go blind".



So I put that gun to her head

She said "baby, let's go to bed

Son, you're gonna go blind

if you keep fucking me with your mind".



Today's bargain...today's bargain

Today's bargain...today's bargain.