Away in the manger

No crib for his bed

That's the story

That they to told you

When they tucked you in

The little Lord Jesus

Lay down his sweet head

They never told you

That's not where the story really ends



Plastic Jesus

Is plugged in

On each and every Christmas day



Plastic Jesus

You will melt

You don't mean a thing to me

Plastic Jesus

Mannequin

A statue that is not even real



The little man hanging

From the cross on your neck

False advertisement

Cause the man you wear

Is no longer dead

Make a little gesture

For the whole world to see

Just a motion that you go through

When you pray and eat



Plastic Jesus

On the shelf

Tell me how can he save himself



Plastic Jesus

You will melt

You don't mean a thing to me

Plastic Jesus

Mannequin

A statue that is not even real



Mary had a little lamb (x8)



Wash me clean cause I'm dirty dirty

Wash me clean so I'm pretty pretty (x4)