Jealousy and modesty
Tests in biology
Milk curds F words
Telling someone they're in their
Cocaine's insane
Getting high wrecks your brain
It's a dumb thing to do
Along with getting drunk
Being dumped
Trying hard to fall in love
Skinny jeans
Heresy
Too much popularity
Cheating, tweeting, overeating
Playing games, zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
It's just lame
Work, stress, PMS
Bending over in a dress
Dirty dancing
Always glancing
At the boys, wait
Smelly shoes
Bad news
Summer school
Not cool
But it's a good thing to do
I can't stand
Artichokes
Egg yokes
Vegemite on burnt toast 
Cellulite
Love bites
Guys you want to pick a fight
Speeding
Bleeding
Trick or treating
PO, zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
It's just lame
But I'm not holier than you
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
Lame, lame, lame
Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame
Road rage
Bad grades
Shaving with a dull blade
Stubbing toes
Yellow snows
Static on the radio
Rug burns
Wrong turns
Studying for midterms
But it's a good thing to do
I can't stand
Itchy eyes
White lies
Being forced to say goodbye
Horse flies
Fake cries
Stale fries
Supersized
Dating, waiting, overstating
I hate zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
It's just lame
No I'm not holier than you
I just can't stand these things we do
And to me it's all the same
Lame