you drink coffee at the right cafes 

and bitch about the rights of gays 

i drink beer down at the river 

and bitch about my swollen liver 

you listen to the P.C. groups 

and wear you brand new DM boots 

mind controlled by profane existance 

fucking crass hole keep your distance 

I'm Punker Than You 

you spike your hair with soap not glue 

you drink robatussin too 

you think punk is something new 

where were you in '82 

you wear a fucking cure t-shirt 

you think their artsy, i think their dirt 

tesco vee is much more artistic 

besides he dont wear fucking lipstick