Beer shits!! Beer shits!! 

Run to the crapper again 

Will it ever end 

I think I need Depends 

I think I've got the bends 

Beer shits!! Beer shits!! 

Sliders coming through. 

Farting fiery goo. 

Spraying out my guts 

This morning really sucks 

Beer shits that's the pits!! 

My sphincter's shot to hell 

Beer shits that's the pits!! 

I'm dying from the smell 

Beer shits that's the pits!! 

I'm puking out my ass 

Beer shits that's the pits!! 

How long can this last? 

Drinking beer till dawn 

Something's going wrong 

squatting on the bowl 

Fire in the hole!! 

Beer shits! 

The toilet's overloaded 

Beer shits! 

The septic tank exploded 

Beer shits! 

Castles and cheap beer. 

Beer shits! 

That combo should be feared 

Been drinking for two days 

The price it will be paid 

Intestines start to churn 

Will I ever learn? 

Drinkin beer till dawn 

Something's going wrong 

squatting on the bowl 

Fire in the hole!! 

Beer shits!!