You can't get a suntan on the Moon
But I wouldn't mind a holiday there
They say, you can't get a suntan on the Moon
But I wouldn't mind a holiday there

All expenses paid courtesy of NASA
Thank you Mister President for my holiday, sir
I couldn't really say that I wish you were here

But thank you all the same sir
For my holiday
Holiday
Little lunar holiday

Having a wonderful time
Having a wonderful time
Having a wonderful time
Having a wonderful time