First class cruise the hall 
After school we hit the mall 
Finding out what's up with rat 
Always cool, sometimes stoned 
Who am I, well I'm Damone 
Sell my tickets, make some cash 

I'm Mike Damone, master of the five point plan 
You wanna score, well I'm the man 
Move my tickets, make some bread 
It's all about the five point spread 
I ain't got it, it's not my fault 

I'm Mr. Mike Damone 

Get up late for school 
Sunshine, air is cool 
Sunshades, piano tie 
Another day at Ridgemont High 
So I slept with Rattner's chick 
Knocked her up and vanished quick 
Her friends call me a prick, I don't care 
I'm Damone 

I'm Mr. Mike Damone 
Check out my laid back tone 
Leave all your girls at home 
Don't leave her alone 
I'm Mr. Mike Damone