Maxwall move along - Einstein, glad you could find time
Galileo's getting off the bus
Leonardo's in the rest room, there's a meal soon

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Haaaas to be laughing Acaaaademy, Laughing 
Acaaaademy etc.
(I want to be there, blind people see there)

The stocks in the market-place (with a snigger,
they chuckle you away
The Inquisition
The witchfinder watching on the old lady on her
Own (They like to get you on your own)
Talking to yourself (talking to yourself)
It's a loony with a polygraph (what a giggle)
The press-gang's seeking out your weak points
But you're in good company, ha-ha-harmony

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We want your, we want you'll find it funny too
Here's what your learn to do
Laugh when they laugh at you ah-ah-ah

The punishment of mockery is when you're dead
They put you down in history, crown on your head
If God writes all the jokes, Death is the punchline
Is it all a waste of time, state of mind? No

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