Do you have the time, To listen to me whine,

About nothing and everything all at once?

I am one of those,

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it



Sometimes I give myself the creeps,

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up!

Am I just paranoid.

I'm just stoned



I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

She says this lack of sex

That's bringing me down

I went to a whore

He said my life's a bore

So quit my whining cause

that's bringing her down



Sometimes I give myself the creeps,

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up!

Am I just paranoid?

I'm just stoned.



Grasping to control...

So I better hold on...





Sometimes I give myself the creeps,

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up!

Am I just paranoid?

I'm just stoned.