You're dumb, you're dumb, 

Same thing, still dumb



Hey Merve, you're dumb

No, you're dumb

No, no you're dumb

Well you're dumb 'cause you got glasses on

Well you're...dumb

Your nose is funny, and dumb

Oh yeah? Well your eyes are dumb

I'm gonna sing why you're dumb



Your books are over-due, because you're dumb

Oh yeah? Well your hampster ran away, because you're dumb

Your shirt shrunk in the wash, because it's cotton and you're dumb

Well your toilet over-flowed



You know Merve, you're not the only one that's dumb

Who else is dumb?

Everybody

You're right, they're all dumb



Hey you,

You go to blow.com, because you're dumb

And you're downloading this song, because you're dumb

Your hemroids are enflamed, because your dumb

Your brain's all stupid.



Oh say can you see, everyone is dumb but me 

I am never ever wrong, and that's all you'll ever be...



(people who hold out notes are dumb...

...the longer you do that the dumber you sound)



It's daylight savings time, because you're dumb

That guy right there is dumb, because you're dumb

One time you went to McDonalds and got some frenchfries 

and ketchup packets, and you sat down to eat them 

but you couldn't get 'em open so you went to the store 

to buy some scissors but didn't have enough money so 

you started running to your friends house to borrow some

money so you could buy some scissors to open up your 

ketchup packets and enjoy your frenchfries more fully 

but then just before you got to his front door 

a piano fell on your head...because you're dumb



(Didn't see that one coming)

Oh say can you see, everyone is dumb but me 

I am never ever wrong, and that's all you'll ever be



(That was beautiful)

(Thankyou)

(You're still dumb)

You're dumb, the song, now die

You're dead, because, you're dumb

Oh wait, you're still, alive

You're still, no dumb, the less



(You roared 'cause you're dumb)



(You're dumb because you thought the heavy part was over)



You died while in the pit, because you're dumb

Your funeral is boring, 'cause your dumb

You're six feet underground, because you're dumb

Now you're all dead and stuff



You're dumb 'cause this sounds like Deftone song

You're dumb 'cause pandas are endangered

You're dumb 'cause everything is composed of matter

You're dumb because, smiley face

You're dumb because this recording studio is 

just my closet in my appartment

(dumb dumb dumb)

And you're dumb because, 

(dumb dumb dumb)

I'm out of dumb things to say...you dumbie

(dumb dumb dumb dumb)



                          Thanks to seatonrulz@hotmail.com for these lyrics



                          Thanks to tuneronnitrous@hotmail.com for these lyrics