Crying in my beer, I feel pretty cool



Gonna waste away the night and be someone's fool



It's the same old song and dance everywhere I go



A sharp dressed piece of shit wanna run the show  





Stumbling madly forward to another place 



Through a barrel of a gun I saw a pretty face 



With a long neck bottle of beer she was walking the line 



She was death on two legs, her mother was 49 



  



It was the coolest thing she ever said 



When I woke up in her mother's bed 



Well alright, she said yeah 



Wanna go for a ride? 



Wanna do it again? 



  



Long gone lover baby's gonna give me hell 



The devil in me took a ride to the wishing well 



Sneaking round the house trying to find the door 



When she punched me in the face and dragged me to the floor 



  



She said: "Lick my pussy you fucking queer" 



I said: "Hell no baby, I'm a fast motherfucker out of here" 



She said: "Well, then you can go to hell" 



I'm good for nothing at all 



  



Crying for a beer and a cigarette 



The harder they come the harder I try to forget 



But it's the same old song and dance everywhere I go 



I've got the lowdown shaking chills, I'm good for nothing at all 



  



I wanna go to a place where no one knows 



My name, my face or my last score 



Well alright, baby don't you know 



I'm headed for a fall 



I'm good for nothing at all