Well baby Johnny-Two-Times took a walk alright



To the hard-on row,  it was a cold dark night



Meaner than Satan, smooth as a shark



Around the corner of love he heard the wild dogs bark  



He heard the lady scream all down the line 



He pulled down his pants and got ready to grind 



  



Now little Suzy Ballcrush she was pretty messed up 



In her evening gown looking for you know what 



She met the two-times man, such an ugly sight 



She said it´s do or die and then he pulled a knife 



  



Like the stars in the sky 



They shine so bright at night 



But there´s trouble ahead 



This is what I say: 



  



It´s gonna be a cold heart disaster 



Are you talking to me now? 



Said Suzy to the master 



It´s gonna be a cold heart disaster 



Should have stayed at home 



Or walked a little faster 



  



Well baby Johnny-Two-Times´ pretty hot tonight 



Walking down the street gently stroking his knife 



Meaner than Satan, crude as a dog 



With a smile on his face he took a ride on the hog 



  



Little Suzy Ballcrush don´t you be afraid 



Because bad motherfucking Johnny is minute made 



  



So don´t you ever feed hungry birds in the street 



Cause you never know who you´re about to meet 



There´s a lesson they learned and then their fingers got burned 



Because of bad fucking Johnny I can hear Suzy curse