We were best friends way back when 
Man, times were so much 
DIFFERENT THEN 
Smoke a joint after school 
We thought it was so 
FUCKING COOL 
Go to parties, get stinkin' drunk 
Then I got sick of 
ALL THAT JUNK 
I wised up and I went straight 
But now me and you just 
CAN'T RELATE 
We used to be such good friends 
But now I guess this is where it ends 
Don't want me around 
Say I'm a bore 
'Cuz I won't do that 
SHIT NO MORE 
But I won't try to make amends 
'Cuz now I've got 
NEW FRIENDS 
And they like me for who I am 
And not for how many beers 
I CAN SLAM 
So take your pipe 
And you're fucking keg too 
When you need a friend, see if 
THEY COME THROUGH 
We used to be such good friends 
But now I guess this is where it ends 
You say I've changed 
I guess I have 
But for the better 
WHERE IT ENDS!