Welcome
Welcome to America
Where you can fail at your job
Get fired rehired
And get a seven-hundred billion dollar tip
Come on in sit right down and fill up your pockets yeah
Mass media information overload
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Distracted by the features of the iPhone
Got an application for each of situation
In other words taken by a pretty face
Somebody's watching you
I see you I see you Welcome to America
Hook up later at the iPad
We can meet at my place Welcome to America
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Where everything and nothing that Google says is hip
The sales tax for the following items will be raised immediately
We will not raise your taxes Cigarettes soda gas
Read our lips
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Welcome to the big show To America
Everybody's looking for something
When there ain't no place to go Welcome to America
Except inside America America
That's the only place I know To America
Transformation happens deep within
Yes or no? Yes
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One of our greatest exports was a thing called jazz
You think today's music'll last?
Dismantle all monopolies
Dismantle all monopolies
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Hope and change Mm everything takes forever
And truth is a new minority Truth
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Today we'd like to discuss America's plan to fix the educational system
The Pledge of Allegiance will now read as follows
I pledge allegiance to the Earth of the United States of the Universe
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There is no arguing with the book
When am I gonna learn something new?
There is no arguing with the book
Who's gonna teach it to me? You?
There is no arguing with the book
What's that outside my window sill?
There is no Could it be? arguing Our free will?
You say yes I say no let love flow
America can provide many opportunities for the young female who wishes to work For the state
For her own advancement up from the underclass to become one
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Go to school to become a celebrity
But don't be late famous
And everybody and they mama got a sex tape
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We snatch bass players not purses
Keep playing it gets worse
Land of the free home of the brave
Oops I mean land of the free home of the slave
Get down on your knees hit me
Welcome to America
Welcome to the big show
Everybody's looking for something
When there ain't no place to go
Except inside America that's the only place I know Or get down
Transformation happens deep within
Yes Knees or no?