I got a beggin' woman 
She beg me all the time 
Beggin woman,beg me all the time 

If I only had a nickle,guess what? 
This,beg for a dime,oh yes she did 
Just poverty striken,wait 

I got a beggin woman 
Always beggin me 
Take her to the mall,she want everything little thing 
she sees 
She even beg a second for a minute 
She beg a long haired poesuem out a tree,oh yes she did 

A ain't done talkin' about her.. 

She beg my Aunt Gertrude 
She even beg my Uncle Jake 
She even tried to beg the sweetness out of my Grandma's 
lemon cake 

Oh I got a beggin woman 
She beg me,beg me all the time 

I still love her though.. 
But I got one more thing I got to say 

She's a cockeyed woman to 
She look both ways at the same time 
I don't know what she's lookin at 
I just know I'm gettin' tired of trying 

Listen... 
She ask me for the pepper 
When she lookin' at the salt 
Everytime I try to guess right,it's always little 
Prince's fault 
Beggin woman 
She beg me all the time 

Oh no no no I ain't through.. 

Don't ask her 4 directions, you'll get lost every time 
eye ? 
I still love her..poverty stricken! Cock-eyed! But 
fine.. 

Wait a minute! 

She's three handed to 
She know just what to do 
She's right handed,left handed,and under handed to 

With her right hand she'll enbrace you 
While her left hand dims the lights 
All the time she's rehearsing 
For another date she got tomorrow night 

Three handed woman 
She ain't goin' never,never,never treat me right 

With her left hand she'll caress you 
With her right hand she'll straighten your tie 
When you ain't lookin',she up on the phone 
Callin' some other nappy headed guy 

Right handed,left handed,and under handed to.. 

One more thing.. 
When she says goodnight,she says you the one 
Your the one I'm about 
But you know you steppin' 
Some other man is steppin' out 

Oh she thinks she's slick 
But she cockeyed,she beg,and she got three hands 

But I'm looking for somebody that I can ah.. MMM.. 
I'm looking for somebody that I can just.. MMM.. MMM 
MMM..MMM 
Keep..Keep.. 
Lookin' for somebody that I can just keep satisfied..