1 2 3! In the place to be!
 As it is plain to see  we be the MC's!
 On the microphone  and I do it swell
 I go by the name of Mista Wells!
 Standin' next to me  on the M I C
 Is my main man  Smile Lee!
 Standin' next to him  he do what he like
 He go by the name of Nephew Mike!
 And last but not least  number one in the crew:
 He goes by the name of Howard Who!

 Verse 1
 [Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie
 She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40
 And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt
 'Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants
 [Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper
 I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder
 And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her
 'Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of
 [Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana
 Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner
 Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her
 Man, oh man, she drained my stamina!
 [H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her
 It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her
 It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat
 And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!"

 Verse 2
 [Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester
 I beat the bitch bloody 'cause she stole from my dresser
 Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations
 I almost killed the bitch; my lawyer got me probation
 [Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym
 Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim
 Who will win, is it me or him?
 Gave her a grin and I was IN!
 [H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named Chiniqua, she lives in Masapequa
 Got a body boomin' like a JBL speaker
 I tried to get her, my nephew had hit her
 So instead, I bagged her sister!
 [Wells] I know this honey named Brenda, she lives Down South
 Took her in the alley, put my nuts in her mouth
 And when she got finished, I bent that ass over,
 Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her!

 Verse 3
 [Mike] I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty
 Got howdy-doody in my jacuzzi
 The shorty got moody and that really didn' suit me
 So now I'm tutti fruitti with her friend named Susie
 [Wells] Now there's Christine, the freak of my dreams
 Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream
 Took her to the crib, I had to do it quick
 And when I got finished she was jockin' cool dick!
 [Smile] I met a chick named Irma, no ass firmer
 When it came to suckin' dicks she was a real fast learner
 She packed an automatic, she always had static
 People call her Irma, but I call her Hump-a-matic
 [H. Who] I know this dip named Tasha, she worked at Red Lobster
 She wanted to get nice so I bought her some Vodka
 Gave her a joint, went to Huds Point
 Then I drove her wild like AJ Floyd
 [Smile] I know a freak named Lucy, her lips were mad juicy
 She got sent away because she ate a baby's coochie
 She was a real hottie, she acted kinda snotty
 She worked at the mall, but she stole a dead body
 [Wells] There's this honey named Angie with a fat ass-crack
 Killing Me Softly, like Roberta Flack
 But when I saw her sister, it really didn't matter
 So I had to step off, 'cause the booty was FATTER