I want a man to wreck him buddy

A big, strong man to wreck him buddy

And if he's ugly, I don't mind [I don't mind]

He has a wood, and I want a grind

I want a grind, I want a grind, Lord

Me a go wreck a buddy



My pum pum is in a terrible state

Oh Lord, good Lord, give me the faith

I want to lie in bed and wait [bed and wait]

Like just it's in a car, but I don't mind

As long as it's big, I want a grind, Lord

Me a go kill a buddy



Drinking rum won't do no good

Use a Chiney blush to stiff up the wood

My pum pum is tickling me [tickling me]

Want a strong young boy to ram in the wood

A stiff, long wood, push it in good, Lord

An' pray go wreck a buddy

Oh lord, me a go kill a buddy

Good lord, me a go wreck a buddy

Good lord, me a go strain a buddy

Oh lord, me a go crush a buddy

Ooh lord, me a go wreck a buddy