You're an inverted snob
You toady to indigence
PSEUDO-MISERY
You inverted snob
You toady to blindness to the real world
You're an inverted snob
Inverted snob
Inverted snob
VERT, YOU CHEAT

Chorus: YOU SUFFER FROM THE PHONY-WRITER'S
BIGGEST DISEASE
"THE POINT OF HONOR TO BE UNINTELLIGIBLE"
YOU THINK IT'S COOL TO BE
AN ABSTRACT NIGGER ON PAPER
TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SLUM WHEN YOU CLOSE
YOUR BOOK

Inverted creep
You need sensation
You vulgarize the
Natural vulgarity
Wretch vulgarity
Vulgarize the wretch
Pseudo-misery
You speak in tongues
Phony-Latinist
Know Not What Thou Say
VERT you cheat
As you want me to vert
Pseudo-realist

Chorus:

Vert you cheat
As you want me to vert
YOU SCOFF AT MY NERVES
YOU SCOFF AT MY NERVES
Read it and spread it
Where you should've fled it
Let your dirty fingers copy
The BRAINS YOU PREFER
You scoff at my nerves
YOU SCOFF AT MY NERVES
Take you by the head
And shove it thru your books
Of depression and show you
The wall thru the hole in your HOLY BOOK

There's a wonderboy sitting in an ugly body
Waiting to be recognized
There's a wonderboy sitting in an ugly body
BUT HE AIN'T SITTIN' IN YOURS

Pseudo-misery
Pseudo-realist
Phony-writer
Phony_latinist

I see your problem not trying for yourself
You're NO WONDERBOY
And it's no WONDER, BOY
That you won't give yourself a try
Too fucking bad finding out
That you'll be finding
NOTHING

You scoff at my nerves
Nervy copy-cat
Vagrant replica
Get the fuck outa my diction
Get your mug outa my fiction
I can't help your brain-restriction
Eat my CONVICTION
What do you want to glorify want?
Blindness to the real world
COPY-CAT in a COPY-WORLD

Chorus:

And now you're seen thru
There's nothing behind the façade of you
You can't trust me 'cause you can't trust you
Beginning to fear that I always knew?
Read it ands spread it where you should've fled it
Now I'm gonna go and she'd IT
VERT you cheat as you want me to VERT
PSEUDO-PESSIMIST
PSEUDO-DEPRESSIONIST....

Chorus:

Lyrics written by Chris Juris 1988
Music composed by Chris Juris & Per Eriksen 1988
This song appears on the album "The Eternal Need Of..."
All President Fetch (1986-90) lyrics written by Chris Juris