All the boys I know love Diana,
Some calming apparition, you bet she is
The world careering nightmare, somewhere it is
Her arms reach out and stop the savagery
At least they do for me

Her eyes china blue saucers, she's born that way
She tastes of apple strudel, you can tell she does
With arms that hold sweet William to her breast

I wish that it were true, our family includes you
Even though you're warped and unattractive

I see I've made you cry, by saying 'here comes the bride'
There's always some sweet petticoat grabs the eye
That's why the boys and girls love Diana

Looking for a star, looking for a star
Looking for a star is fine.
If we don't find it here, if we don't find it now
What are we gonna say?
What are we gonna say?

Her eyes china blue stars, she's born that way
She tastes of apple strudel, you can tell she does
With arms that hold sweet William to her breast

The darling of, the darling of, creation of the editor
I guess that's what, suppose that's what she's for
I hope they're crying in their sleep for promises they cannot keep
For disappointments rooted deep
That's why the boys and girls love Diana