Private school girls wearin' Doc Marten boots
A studded leather jacket won't instill fear
Marijuana clothes can be bought at Sears
Your little brother has bright green hair
Retro 70's threads will make everyone look square
My parents went on a holiday in Cambodia
All the little mods think they're the surplus army-a

All that kid stuff has been done before
Piss off your teachers, you're no poser
To offend your parents it has to be new
You gotta show everyone that you're so cool
So stick a pin in your ear, drill a hole in your nose
Connect them with a chain, then ya let the snot flow
Drive a stake through your lip, a ring 'round your brow
Put a stud in your tit, more holes tomorrow

E-warriors running around in their birkenstocks
Winter never stops 'em, they just wear Honduran socks
Skate or die your way around town
Black death gothic fashion's gonna drag the world down

Those little rappers wear their clothes backwards
Every single kid thinks they're a gangsta
Never wash your hear, gross, you'll have dreads
Shave it off like Kojak, cool! you'll be a skinhead...

All that kid stuff has been done before
Piss off your teachers, you're no poser
To offend your parents it has to be new
You gotta show everyone that you're so cool
So stick a pin in your ear, drill a hole in your nose
Connect them with a chain, then ya let the snot flow
Drive a stake through your lip, a ring 'round your brow
Put a stud in your tit, more holes tomorrow
Pierce a needle in your penis, bore a tunnel through your tongue
Never mind the redness, this is so much fun...
Never mind the redness, this is so much fun...

All that kid stuff has been done before
Piss off your teachers, you're no poser
To offend your parents it has to be new
You gotta show everyone that you're so cool

Stick a pin in your ear, drill a hole in your nose
Connect them with a chain, then ya let the snot flow
Drive a stake through your lip, a ring 'round your brow
Put a stud in your tit, more holes tomorrow
Pierce a needle in your penis, bore a tunnel through your tongue
Never mind the redness, this is so much fun...
Never mind the redness, this is so much fun...
Never mind the redness, this is so much fun...