If I was a pirate sailing the seas

Would you come and pillage the village with me?

We'll bury the treasure and go down down together

If I was a pirate... 



If I was an outlaw robbin' a bank

Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away

Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away

If I was an outlaw... 



How bad would I have to be?

How bad... ?



If I was a vampire roamin' the night

Would be my prey and put your neck on the line?

Live in the shadows and die in the night?

If I was a vampire... 



If I was a wanted man on the run

Would you take a fall if we were under the gun?

And Drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?

If I was a wanted man on the run... 



How bad would I have to be?

How bad?

If I was the worst man in the world

Would you still be my girl?

The scariest monster you ever seen

Would you still love me?



If I was killer with blood on my hands

Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand?

Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?

If I was a killer... 



How bad would I have to be?

How bad?

Oooooo...