if i could be a prostitue for the stripper club
i would go out with a buff guy named bub
its all over for the world now
kung pow chicken chow wow

when its time to pee
dont come crying to me
britney spears sucks the big one
with her boobs ill have fun

one two one two three
i wish i wish i was a fish
there is no reason to be me
pizza is our favorite dish

we wish our songs made sense
but some kid on the internet is writing these songs
i ripped my pants when i jumped this kids fence
i really really like to smoke a few bongs

this is your last warning
buy our damn cd
or we'll go into mourning
this is our cd

one two one tow three
i wish i wish i was a fish
there is no reason to be me
pizza is our favorite dish

...dish
...pizza