some people are smart
but not good looking
some are dumb
but theirlooks are flashing
some aren't pretty and not even bright
but they've got money
and that makes it all right

as a baby I was a beauty
unfortunately I grew up ugly
the few years I spent in school
I turned out to be the biggest fool

I'm poor stupid and ugly
I'm poor stupid and ugly
I'm poor stupid and ugly

you don't need money to be happy
at least that's what they say
soon the boy of your dreams will come
without cash you will soon find him gone

I'm poor stupid and ugly
I'm poor stupid and ugly
I'm poor stupid and ugly

money, brains and beauty
that's all you need today
without it you ain't no good
I think it's understood
if you don't agree at all
you must have got it all

money, brains and beauty