I left the beans on
I put my jeans on
And drove down to the Jonesville News and Times
I said to the man 
I need to place an ad
How much will it be for the four lines?
'Cause my husband's pissed me off for the last time

Trailer for rent, no down payment
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested, trailer for rent

It's been ten years
Ten thousand beers
And he's still sitting right there on the couch
I played the misses 
And I've done the dishes
'Bout time somebody got the hell out
My phone ought to be ringing about now

'Cause there's a trailer for rent, no down payment
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested, trailer for rent

There's a trailer for rent (trailer for rent)
No down payment (no down payment)
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit
You better call if you're interested, trailer for rent

Trailer for rent (trailer for rent)
Trailer for rent