(Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to pink airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your rideis as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in a over head compartment or under the seat in frount of you) 

Waiting on a ticket 
Coz you're looking 4 the ride 
Ur feeling on top 
Coz ur flying through the sky 
U wanna have ur cake 
And u wanna eat it too 
Everybody's always pointing fingers at u 
Ur damned if u do 
Ur damned if u don't 
We're always doing all the things 
That we say we won't 

Here we go 
We're riding on a whim 
Connecting with a rendezvous 
Here we go 
We're jumping off the wings' 
We're going round in circles 
It's a catch-22 
Yes, we're rockin round in circles 
Its a catch 22 

(If u r seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you r unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendent immediatley. All electrical equipment including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptop, etc should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at asafe flying altitude of 10,000ft) 

Looking from the outside 
Ur always looking in 
U think u fixed the problem 
Till it comes right back again 
Ur trying 2 get out 
Ur searing 4 ur cheese 
Coz u feel like mighty mouse 
Ur damned if u dont 
Ur damned if u do 
You've seen all the signs 
But u havent got a clue 

Here we go 
We're riding on a whim 
Connecting with a rendezvous 
Here we go 
We're jumping off the wings' 
We're going round in circles 
It's a catch-22 
Yes, we're rockin round in circles 
Its a catch 22 
 
U are in 4 the ride of ur life