This girl at another table

Started singing "Danny Boy"

And staring at me

With a mischevous grin

Drawing me in with her eyes

And then she held me there

With her lips



Everybody in the cafe laughed

Dazed, I walked back

To my table and received

Some very disturbing news

"Good job, dude", Anandi said

"You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend"



Now I'm in deep shit,

I said to myself

That's the worst news

I've ever heard

I had a bag over my head already,

Bleaching my hair,

But I pulled it down

A little lower

Crazy Horse is the meanest

Of the meanest, the leader

Of the lowest of the low

The St. Paul skins

With a bullet hole tatoo

On his shaved head

And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend



Anandi grabbed a napkin

She drew a diagram

With red lipstick

This is how you'll look

When he gets through

You never should have come

In the first place

And now the boot boys

Are gonna rearrange your face

"I tried to warn you", she said

"But now you're going back to kiss her again"