He's got front wheel drive, lots of money, but he don't scare me

He's the trigger, I'm the gun--he just does not scare me 



Chorus: Man, you know he's so uptown, I'm so earthbound

He sez "Ride the elevator! Do it now or do it later"

How far we fall when we get off the wall, and

We ride the elevator 



Schoolgirl Annie sez he's uncanny but he don't scare me

She throws rose petals, he shows his medals, but he don't scare me 



Repeat chorus 



He is just a comedian and he don't scare me

He can squeeze a woman like a milk-fed hen but he don't scare me 



Repeat chorus