[music: Payne/Palms, lyrics: Payne/Geestman]



A CHANCE TO make a CHANGE

A chance to tell the tale the way it is

A chance to REARRANGE

A chance you never had, just merely wished

You're lying in the gutter

Not feeling at all well

Some parasite read your letter

A one way ticket off to hell

The juicier the story

The quicker one will get in

And no one will be sorry

After chucking you in the bin

I lost my soul while others stole the show

I lot my soul cos it has been shown all over the world



Got to keep up those ratings

I'm rich because of you

Must be awfully frustrating

Here have a cigar or two

Still lying in the gutter

Media made it look swell

So no one can be bothered

That you're in a hell



"Hey damn baby

hey are you going away

so I'll give you a chance

a chance to bring you a little higher

hey just a little bit

then thrown in fire

"Oh dear you unfortunate thing

oh please next week you must come to the

show

oh goody am I not the king

oh yes I know you know

I'm lower than low"