(Candace) AHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! AHH!
(Street Performer 1) Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
(Candace) AHHHHHHHH!
There are squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
(Candace) There are squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) Tell me whats  makin' you jump like that!
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer) Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
(Background) S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
(Street Performer 1) S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
(Street Performer 2) Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Candace) Squirrels
Squirrels!
(Street Performer 2) Step right over and watch me put it...
(Background & Street Performer 2) S to the I to M to the P!
(Street Performer 2) Who you got back and watering your plants?
(Backgound) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
(Street Performer 1) How can I qualify for government graaaants...
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
(Street Performer 2) Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
(Background) S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
(Street Performer 1) Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
(Background) She can't see the-
(Candace) Squirrels in my Pants!
(Street Performers) Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Candace) Squirrels! Squirrels!
(Street Performers) Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Background) S to the I to the M to the P!
(Candace) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!