Peter Griffin: 
Nothing else has worked so far 
So I'll wish upon a star 
Wondrous dancing speck of light 
I need a Jew 
Lois makes me take the rap 
Cause our checkbook looks like crap 
Since I can't give her a slap 
I need a Jew 
Where to find 
A Baum or Steen or Stein 
To teach me how to whine and do 
my taaaaaxesss... 
Though by many they're abhored 
Hebrew people I've adored 
Even though they killed my Lord 
I need a Jew 
Max: 
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein, 
my car just broke down, 
can I use you phone? 
Peter: 
Now my troubles are all through 
I have a Jew! 
Max: 
Hey!