you'll see me sometimes
 making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
 Costume changes
 performed with poise
 Dancing in formation
 with a couple of boys
 I take them on the road
 with my reel-to-reels
 I'm an artist honey
 You know how that feels?

 It's the greatest show
 with the best effects
 since Disco-Tex
 and the Sexelettes

 It's the greatest show
 with the best effects
 since Disco-Tex
 and the Sexelettes

 It's all about wonder
 the power to be
 like thunder expressing electricity

 It's the greatest show
 with the best effects
 since Disco-Tex
 and the Sexelettes

 Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes

 Call it performance
 call it art
 I call it disaster
 if the tapes don't start
 I've put all my life
 into live lip-sync
 I'm an artist honey
 You gonna get me a drink?

 It's the greatest show
 with the best effects
 since Disco-Tex
 and the Sexelettes

 It's all about wonder
 the power to be
 like thunder expressing electricity

 It's the greatest show
 with the best effects
 since Disco-Tex
 and the Sexelettes

 Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes