Why so sad?
What's the matter today?

I've got to see the dentist
a tooth he has to fill
He will certainly use
the terrible drill

Instead I phone my best friend
I ask him ‘What's up, mate?'
He says ‘I'm going shopping'
I say ‘Well, that sounds great!'

He says ‘Please come with me'
I say ‘I'll be there straight!'

I soon forget the voice inside
and I tell my doc ‘Goodbye' (bye bye!)

I hate the dentist
I hate the nurse
I've got some money in my purse

All I want is to buy a new shirt

Can I help you? Can I help you, sir?
I'd like a yellow shirt and a pair of purple jeans
What size are you?
How does it fit?
Would you like something to eat?

I take a bite of chocolate cake
but all of a sudden
I feel a tooth ache

I hate the dentist
I hate the nurse
I've got some money in my purse

All I want is to buy a new shirt
and have a break with a piece of cake

I hate the dentist
I hate the nurse
I've got some money in my purse

All I want is to buy a new shirt
and have a break with a piece of cake