The van won't start, the oil is low.
She won't shift into park and the head gasket is blown
But even if she ends up on cinder blocks...
We won't stop!
Forward March!

The kick-drum head is busted and a bass string just snapped.
My wah pedal ain't workin' and my headstock is cracked
But even if our equipment all flops...
We won't stop!
Forward March!

Company halt!
Present arms...
Take aim...
FIRE!
Forward March!