what makes you think that it won't grow back 

in a day or two 

husbands in winter, they know the truth 

but what can they do 

i don't like girls the way they are 

so shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars 

then we can pretend it's natural 

put on whatever makes you attractive 

if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion 

if your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be 



junior high legs; blond hair gone brown 

from removing it 

waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen 

her tiara digging deep in her head 



put on whatever makes you attractive 

if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion 

if your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be 

that's who you've got to be 



i'm starting to think that i'm kinda shy or at least i'd like to be 



winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with laser, so it never comes back 

so we can pretend it's natural