It's Priceless when you said you had to work late 

When we both know you're at a motel 

Here's the thing that's so much more depressing 

Than the infidelities itself 



Darling, you are so unoriginal 

Each move, more obvious 

Than the one before it 



You know I've always said that I would kill you 

If I ever caught you stepping out 

But now I see I did not know the half of 

What hatred and regret were all about 



Darling, you are so unoriginal 

Each move more obvious 

Than the one before it 



I guess I could be bigger but I'd rather make you pay 



Darling you are so unoriginal 

You'll see that I can be so unoriginal 

Just like you