Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers 

Turn their attention from beating the buggers 

Pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers 



Backwoods nation... 



Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen 

To whip the new hate riots into a frenzy 

Of good versus evil ignoring the history

Of the Backwoods Nation



Ain't it a shame 

When due process

Stands in the way of swift justice



Calling all frat' boys 

To trade in their hazing 

Their keggers and cocaine 

And casual date raping 

For cabinet appointments 

And rose-garden tapings 



Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation