I know my ways are unorthodox, but honey I got too much love
To be settling down or waiting for the one
I’m twenty-one and I like to rush in cause darling that’s the fun of it
So four times a year, let’s fall in love
We’ll have a Timeshare Romance
When we’re in the same town
A Timeshare Romance
Cuz I can’t settle down
A Timeshare Romance
And it’s all understood- we’ll leave out all the fighting and get down to the goods
Now I could love a philosopher, comedian, photographer,
An artist or musician, or a man good in the kitchen,
But it seems to me it ends the same-
Every time we’re afraid to change
But if we know it’s coming, it might ease the pain
We’ll have a Timeshare Romance
When we’re in the same town
A Timeshare Romance
Cuz I can’t settle down
A Timeshare Romance
And it’s all understood- we’ll leave out all the fighting and get down to the goods
But the truth is I always seem to find myself alone
With only the comfort of numbers filling up my phone
Well there must be a man who is all of these things,
But once I find him I’ll have to give up all my flings…... (Forget it!)
We’ll have a Timeshare Romance
When we’re in the same town
A Timeshare Romance
Cuz I can’t settle down
A Timeshare Romance
And it’s all understood- we’ll leave out all the fighting and get down to the goods