Candice, I shoulda kissed you
a long time ago in that cemetery
Now I will never know
what kind of bitch you coulda been to me
It's plain to see you were so damn horny
that night I spent in your dormitory
Sleeping right next to you
but never made my move I was so boring

And every time I think about all the opportunities
That I passed up just because I wasÂ…
So Clueless and unsure about
Myself I need everything spelled out
Don't leave these things up to me
I'm sure to find a way to
Fuck it up somehow

or the time I spent in your purgatory
Its so frustrating to be kept waiting
when I'm adulating over you in the dark
All my friends they keep on asking
“whats gonna happen, whats gonna happen?”
And all I can ever say is
“I don't know, maybe someday, we'll see”

But every time I think about all the opportunities
That I passed up just because I wasÂ…
So Clueless and unsure about
Myself I need everything spelled out
Don't leave things up to me
I'm sure to find a way to
Fuck it up somehow